The Cat Machine - Coming Soon

by Matt, posted on Tuesday 24 February 2015.

The Cat Machine

As we all well know, the world has been completely run by cats for a good few thousand years, and only conspiracy theorists maintain that humans are top-dog. Cats grudgingly put up with us. Cats grudgingly put up with our use of phrases like 'top dog'. They know how stupid that phrase is. It was, after all, the cats that built the giant subterranean machine that stops the world spiralling out of control, the sky falling, and the land saying "oh forget this" and melting back into the sea. But to this day, no video game has been created that has accurately depicts this top-secret feline science world preservation project.

Until now.

Oh, by the way!

Matt's latest game is called The Cat Machine, and is available to buy right now!

It's a game of logic and cats, I think you'll like it.

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Coming soon from Cranktrain, The Cat Machine is a game where the player is placed in control of designing a giant device that secretly keeps the entire world spinning. Combining two things everyone loves, logic-based gameplay and cats on little trains, The Cat Machine is coming soon to PC, Mac and Linux computers.


  • Lots of levels, some of which are guaranteed to melt your brain.
  • Lovely music by Peter Nickalls.
  • Cats.
  • Cats.
  • Science cat.
  • Cats.

To follow along with development, follow @MattLuard on Twitter.

Written by Matt.

Who is also on Twitter.

His latest game is The Cat Machine, a game of logic.

And cats.

It's available to buy, right now!